Category: shopping

Have you heard, Tesco are employing more midgets than any one else? Every Little Helps

I am so impressed with the amplifier I bought off ebay. I’ve left the seller some excellent feedback

”Hi, Welcome to Hollister, Would you like a torch?”

I was in a supermarket the other day and I saw a man and a woman wrapped up in a barcode. I said, “Are you two an item?”

i have noticed that all the cheap things in sainsburys are orange, the eggs, the biscuits and of course the girls on the tills!!

Special offers mean a great deal to me.

I fancied some tea the other day. Boy, it sure is difficult to walk through Tesco with a hard on.

the prices of high heels are going through the roof

Elizabeth Duke jewellery: For the woman you DON’T love…

I while ago I decided to bid a dollar a day on a randon eBay product, just to earn myself a few nice trinkets. Day one: a roll of duct tape. Day two: a pair of furry handcuffs. Day three: an industrial shovel. …I’m going to stop this now before I end up on every […]

I’ve just heard on the news that currys can cure cancer. Well that’s definitely one in the eye for Comet, who only sell fridges and TVs.

I bought a jigsaw puzzle, but some of the pieces were missing. Today my friends were livid when I had a full scale argument with the spastic behind the counter whilst trying to get a refund. Won’t be shopping at Cancer Research again.

My wife spends so much time shopping online, I’m beginning to think our wedding vows were “to love, honour and eBay”.

I’ve just bought a new aftershave called ‘STALKER’ for men. It’s very much like ‘OBSESSION’, but a bit stronger.

I get very excited and turned on by women in boots. Which is why I’m banned, and now I have to buy all my toiletries in Superdrug.