Category: shopping

This isn’t just any closing down sale…. ….this is an M&S closing down sale.

They’ve got a special on down Tesco. He’s working the trolleys.

A man went into a supermarket, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout. The cashier asks the man, “Sir, do you own a dog?” The man replies, “Yes I do.” The cashier then asks, “Do you have the dog with you?” The man replies, “No, I left it at home.” […]

I got a 20 Primark voucher for my birthday.. I’m now majority share holder.

I went to the Video Shop the other day. I said, “Can I take out Batman Forever?” They said, “No, you have to bring it back tomorrow.”

I said to the young girl serving in Woolworths today, “If this doesn’t fit, can i bring it back after christmas”? Will not shop there ever again.

Punjana tea is the only brown thing grown in india that won’t try to sell you second hand coats

I went into pound land and asked if everything really was a pound, the woman working there said, “yes.” So I gave her a quid and asked for the cash register.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

ITV News: ‘Local shops in Birmingham are told to empty tills if broken into’ Thanks ITV, I’ll be right back.

My wife hates me going shopping with her ’cause I always put stuff we don’t need in the trolley. Last time it was two teenage school girls.

When you post something with royal mail, it technically belongs to the Queen, Im posting a block of hash and getting her done for possession.

No joke! Morrisons actually sell tissues called ‘Family facial tissues’. Nothing like a good family facial ay Morrisons?

daily mail- 10 pounds off your shopping at waitrose. excellent a pint of milk will be 99p

So Jordan got attacked. Seriously though, isn’t that just like shoplifting a free sample?