Category: shopping

The cashier in Tesco almost slapped me today, apparently buying wire coat hangers, bin bags, a pregnancy test and pain medication is frowned upon.

My friend keeps trying to convince me that i’m too stingy with my money. I’m not buying it.

I sold some duct tape on eBay the other day. I got feedback from the buyer saying ‘Great stuff! This will give me peace and quiet for quite a bit!”

Just saw this sign in a camping shop window, This is the discount of our winter tent.

A new Pound Store opened in my town today, everything is a pound. Went in with a fiver and came out with three tills and 2 checkout girls. Result!

I’m selling a box of tiny little tin foil cubes. It’s water-damaged stock.

Last night my wife reminded me that it was our daughters birthday today and told me to go get her something. She also asked if i could get her a box of tissues because our son had a cold and some lube for later. So i popped off to the store and found my daughter […]

Who says I am afraid of commitment? This is a bag for life.

I couldn’t find the oxo cubes anywhere in our local shop today. They must have been out of stock.

Picking a lock is very difficult There were two in B&Q that I could decide between.

I’d only used it once and it was no good so I took it back to the shop, with my receipt, and asked for my money back. The manager said that they don’t do that with scratch cards.

I love the ‘you break it you buy it’ rule. I’ve always wanted a disabled Hamster.

I bought some Greek olives in Tescos today. They were on special offer: Buy 1, Give half back.

I went into a second-hand shop the other day. I was looking through all of the films when I suddenly spotted Bambi for 20 whole English pounds. I thought, “That’s a little dear.”

I’ve just been to B & Q and the compost was on sale. It was dirt cheap!