Category: shopping

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.

I love to go window shopping at the weekend… Just picked up a nice double glazed one.

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent, when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that […]

At the end of the checkout at Sainsbury’s it says, “Please pull your bag here”, Why did it take the Security Guards to point out to me that I misunderstood the sign?

So the Queen Vic has been burnt down, Won’t be long until a Tesco Express pops up then.

I’ve found my new hobby- Drinking heavily and online shopping. Because it feels great to drink, and even better to shop. But if feels spectacular to receive surprise gifts from myself in the mail.

I hate it when I am in a shop and I’m being served by a fat girl, it makes me feel so awkward. I feel like I have to avoid looking at her in case she gets the wrong idea.

Should we really trust a review written by the sort of person who writes a review of their kettle on Amazon?

Some woman had the cheek to knock my door and ask me if I knew where the garden centre was. “I don’t work here love, I’m just carrying my new door out to the car”, I replied.

Tesco Metro – Evicting Paki shopkeepers since 1992.

I just saw a shop called Roger’s Curtains – sounds like a store for peeping Toms.

I get far too exited when I go to B&Q. Just yesterday, I walked straight in and got wood.

The finest larceny and replication that only an economic disaster can give rise to. Covered over and over again by the finest joke thieves until the joke is no longer funny. This is no ordinary duplicate: this is an M&S duplicate.

I work in a joke shop. Or Lidl as they insist I call it.

Whoever said “good things come to those who wait” have obviously never shopped at PC World