Category: science

Why did the particle physicist sell his Volkswagen Golf and buy a GTI? He was looking for an improved replacement for the Standard Model.

In my spare time, I show my friends the various oxidation states of Vanadium. I’m not really a chemist, I do it mainly for the reaction.

The recent story about the faster-than-light neutrino is very interesting, but I’m having trouble keeping up with it.

I just bought an expensive water filter. It’s so good that the water ends up being only hydrogen.

I’ve got my telescope out and I’m hoping to spot some lovely big aureola tonight. The woman across the street has got cracking nipples.

I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles.

My mate asked me if I would explain rotational forces to him, But I didnt want to torque about it

Argon auditioned for a part in a play, the director asked Argon to redo the scene. But little does he know, Argon never re-acts.

Two men were sitting at a table trying to act cool in front of these women. One man said to a lady ” me and him have a telepathy between us” The other man Added “I knew you were going to say that”

You just can’t please some people. The boss wanted us to be more green so I took the bike to work and yet he still wasn’t happy. Doesn’t he realise how careful I was not to damage the interior of my 4×4 with my bike?

Today we discovered the origins of the Quark. Turns out it was just a posh duck.

On my way to work this morning I was bombarded by neutrino particles and had to go to casualty I’m still waiting to be seen

I love science we have so much in common Take pH and my choice of girls for example: They both only go up to 14.

So, Albert Einstein said that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. He obviously never trod on a rake.

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