Category: science

Scientists have discovered that fish only have three second memories. So, one step closer to curing cancer then!

What do you call the equipment you use to rush Barcadi, Pineapple and Coconut together at speed? A large Pina Collider.

If you’re building a time machine, take your time. What’s the rush?

BBC News: “Scientists make artificial life” They obviously weren’t aware of Katie Price.

I was shopping for DVDs the other day, when I came across “Journey to the far side of the Sun”. The plot was basically; a team of astronauts head to the other side of the Sun to investigate a mysterious problem. I thought to myself “Why not just wait 6 months?”

Einstein was the superman of physics: “With great power, comes a higher ratio of current to voltage.”

Why could a black man have never theorised Newtons Theory of Gravitation? They would have been killed when the coconut fell on their head.

Two neurones walk into a pub they were barred from only the other night “You’ve got some nerve coming back here boys,” says the Barman.

The discovery that neutrinos can travel faster than the speed of light has caused surprise in the scientific community. No-one saw that coming.

I didn’t understand osmosis at school, so I was moved down a set. I went from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration.

After so many setbacks, I’ve finally built a perpetual motion bicycle. Nothing’s gonna stop me now!

“In recreating the process of fusion it was always understood that we could pursue three areas of interest and value,” explained Dr Erik Storm of the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory (LLNL), the home of the National Ignition Facility (NIF). First and foremost, NIF has been built for national security purposes, to study the conditions that […]

Biology. The only study in the world that thinks division and multiplication are the same thing.

Apparently a human foetus starts development as a female regardless of whether it is male or female in later development… Which would explain why I like to occasionally make my own sandwich.

A biologist and a physicist got married but soon had to divorce. There was just no chemistry.