Category: science

One angry Neutrino squares up to another Neutrino, looking for a fight, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week he says!

sataday night in my house is when me an the misses experiement in the bedroom. tonight were going to see the effects when you combine zinc and hydrochloric acid

Do you know who I hate: Those that are confused by venn diagrams, Those that do not understand venn diagrams, and those that are confused and do not understand venn diagrams

Everyone at my work mocks me for being a nerd, but tomorrow I’m going to bring a lump of coal in and show them what I’m really made of.

Scientist have been wondering what comes out of a blackhole for years , Aids ,Simple

Research into to male ejaculatory pressure was abandoned due to poor and unpredictable recruitment. They only came in dribs and drabs.

The search for the Higgs-Boson is like a cat, thinking it caught the red dot of a laser pointer.

When my mum was pregnant with me, the doctors decided i had to be taken out early, they said there just wasn’t any womb.

I wrote a Darwinian style book on Asian evolution: “Thailand: The Origin of the ‘He/She’s”.

Just finished reading the human genome. Turns out the CAT did it.

I am living, breathing proof that the respiratory system works.

First ‘Habitable’ planet found.Tesco have already applied for planning permission

If you get an infinite number of chimpanzees playing an infinite number of bongos, eventually one of them will come up with the complete works of Dire Straits.

A rabbit is sitting in the forest on a tree stump punching at the keys of a laptop. A fox walks past, stops and asks: “What are you writing?” “A scientific study of how rabbits eat foxes,” says the rabbit. “Whaaat?” says the fox. “You’re crazy.” “Come with me,” says the rabbit. “I’ll show you […]

i told this morbidly obese woman that i was attracted to her ‘thanks’ she said ‘no love, i mean gravitationally attracted’ i said