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I have a degree in libera …

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I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?

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BBC News: Thinkers have d …

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BBC News: Thinkers have different brain Yeah, it’s called “male”

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In the news: British scie …

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In the news: British scientists have said, “By the end of 2050 we will be ten billion.” Does our country need so many scientists?

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BBC News – Exploding star …

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BBC News – Exploding star ‘viewed in 3D’ I can’t be the only one who hoped the star in question was Katie Price …

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I was thinking about the …

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I was thinking about the Physics behind certain coloured objects becoming hotter than others in the sun. Isn’t it ironic how black things always seem to attract the most heat?

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I’m positive I’ve lost an …

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I’m positive I’ve lost an electron; I better keep an ion that.

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The brain is the most imp …

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The brain is the most important organ you have …According to the brain

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Cats are composed of iron …

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Cats are composed of iron, lithium and neon. FeLiNe.

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50% of Americans don’t be …

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50% of Americans don’t believe in the theory of evolution. An extra 38% believe God uses evolution to create things. So that leaves only a very small percentage who are well… Correct.

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Kent has stopped Schools …

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Kent has stopped Schools teaching Science. Apparently 2,500 Scientists without Jobs is enough.

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Newton’s law of motion… …

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Newton’s law of motion… by Hooke or by crook?

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scientists have just conf …

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scientists have just confirmed that they are about to start studies on the female brain . This comes after a decade of trying to locate it .

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Scientists at the Large H …

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Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider say they have found evidence of the existence of a ‘God Particle’. I thought He’d be bigger than that.

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What do I have in common …

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What do I have in common with a neutrino? We’re both constantly penetrating your mum.

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I went up to a group of g …

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I went up to a group of girls and told a them a chemistry joke, I didn’t get a reaction

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