Category: science

I am Still working on my Periodic Table jokes, my 79th was pure gold but I’m hoping to reach 82 so I can get a new Pb.

My son confessed that he uses ‘e’ a lot. He’s such a good student, solving natural logarithms.

Helium walks into a bar there’s a bit of an atmosphere, Helium rises above it.

BBC News: “Apple DNA code is cracked by geneticists” Yeah, because finding a cure for cancer isn’t too important? We can just play around with fruit now insted!

Were you aware that eukaryotic cells (with a true nucleus) have flagella, whereas prokaryotic cells (without a true nucleus) have the same flagella, but for some reason, they are referred to as undulipodia? Biological terminology just keeps getting cillia…

What’s so difficult about splitting the at om.

Do you know what goes through me? Neutrinos.

So after several attempts of the same experiment, I can safely say Dolphins really aren’t so smart on land.

organic chemistry is difficult, people who study it have alkynes of trouble

National Geographic : “Sperm Recognize “Brothers,” Team Up” Good to know that our sperm aren’t running around with strangers.

After extensive research, astronomers at Mauna Kea Hawaii have come to the conclusion that intelligent lifeforms are more likely to exist on smaller planets rather than larger planets and Liverpool.

I have a pair of UV goggles, while my friend has some Infra-Red Goggles. We’re just not on the same wavelength.

Some scientists say one atom could contain it’s own whole universe, and that our little fingers could contain billions of universes! Well, if scientists say that our universe is expanding, we’re obviously in the little finger of some American somewhere…

Science has proof without any certainty. Creation has certainty without any proof.

I’m not clumsy, just cautious. I keep dropping things to make sure gravity still works.