Category: science

Boost the atom economy, invest in bonds!

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.

What’s the problem with living in the ocean? There’s anemone round every corner.

My science teacher told me that “Our Sun is a star”. Like I didn’t know that already. I’ve seen it in loads of movies.

My wife has decided that we need to stop experimenting in bed after things nearly got a bit messy last night. She reckons my chemistry set could’ve spilled all over the sheets.

How do you confuse a scientist? With the element of surprise.

I went to a physics lecture today where we were taught about how to make an interference pattern with light using Young’s slits, which, coincidentally, is almost exactly what I was searching for on google last night.

What is the similarity between carbon dioxide and drum and base? They both ruin a perfectly good atmosphere.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”

A physicist goes into an ice cream parlour and orders a sundae for himself and one for the stool sitting next to him, this goes on for a while until the owner actually asks the physicist what he’s doing. “I’m a physicist and quantum mechanics teaches us that its possible for the matter above this […]

I reckon when we eventually invent the technology to travel millions of light years and get to alien civilisations, we should just leave patterns on their crops and leave.

I don’t know why everyone is such a fan of Apple and their iGadgets. First the iPod, then onto the iPad… Eventually they’ll bring out the iRobot and we all know how that ends…

The real question is, why did the road move laterally under the stationary chicken?

I have an incredible talent: I can tell a persons skin colour just from their ashes! I call it crematography

I love the three types of radiation. I like alpha and gamma but I prefer the other type, I think it’s beta.