Category: science

My biology teacher tried explaining to me how humans have many different genes coding for skin colour, which is why our skin-tone can be many differnt shades. That’s funny, I thought humans came in only two colours. White and wrong

The Sun is so egotistic, it thinks the whole world revolves around it.

A combination of rotation and translation of an object with respect to a surface, such that the two are in contact with each other without sliding. That’s just how I roll.

I don’t trust photons. They’ve all got multiple personality disorders

So I read in the news the other day that scientists mapping the human genome had discovered a genetic pattern in some people that made them completely superior to those who lack it. The Y chromosome.

Wanted: Schrodinger’s cat. Dead or Alive

A consortium of industrial companies has started an experimental programme using bankers instead of rats in its laboratories. Unfortunately, the programme will be shut down next week, as none of the results can be applied to human beings.

Scientists are trying to create life from inorganic chemicals. To be honest lads we’d be happy with hoverboots.

My pessimistic chemistry teacher has a snooker cue with a nickel tip He tells everyone the end is Ni

Doctor: “The results have come back from the DNA test.” Mother: “And…?” Doctor: “I’m afraid it’s negative” “I’m going to kill him!” replied the Proton

Some guy asked me what a Mobius strip is today. I didn’t know where to begin.

BBC News: Higgs boson results cause flurry So that’s how McDonald’s make them

I think it’s great for mankind that the Mars Rover landed safely. You never know when we might need another image of a crater or a rock.

Sometimes, when I’m bored, I like to prefix every question with the phrase “I have travelled here from the year 1987 to ask…” Which is technically true.

Physics. Where there is NO laughing matter.