Category: science

What did the quantum duck say to the anti field mouse? Quark.

Driving around today all I kept seeing were signs saying ” NO GIANT WIND TURBINES HERE ” Why is it whenever I want something, they always seem to sell out?

Chemically speaking, the only difference between male and Female is an iron.

NASA has revealed that our galaxy with collide with it’s closest neighbour Andromeda within the next 3 billion years. Co-incidentally the same day the DFS sale ends.

daily mail headline: nasa mission that will take astronauts to mars and leave them there forever. justin bieber, david cameron, piers morgan, the french. just putting them out for consideration…..

I don’t know why people are worrying about being hit by a bus-sized satellite. You’re far more likely to be hit by a satellite-sized bus

Am I the only person that finds it ironic that DVDs released by Universal are regionally encoded

Pain receptors really get on my nerves.

Why do maths teachers not like dancing? They can’t handle the func.

The names bond, covalent bond.

Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

So, the boffins working at the Large Hadron Collider are about to accelerate two Protons in opposite directions at nearly the speed of light and then cause them to smash into each other? Surely with a budget approaching three billion euros they could have stretched to a couple of Ferraris?

Solid, liquid, gas. They all matter.

My physics teacher decided to give me a tricky question. He asked: “Why do we see lightening before we hear it?” I replied: “Easy; this clearly shows that our eyes are in front of our ears.”

My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential. Then he pushed me off a roof.