Category: science

me and my wife are always having arguements on which is the nicest pie. I’ve won 3.142 times this week.

Parallel lines have got so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Ar The atomic symbol for Pirate

Do you think if astronauts go on the internet it says… Meet singles in Low Earth Orbit.

Whoever lost the Higgs Boson must be a very relieved man.

where in the periodic table is the element of surprise?!

Alchemists had it all wrong. They used fancy words and symbols to turn lead into gold but my way’s much easier. Just swallow some and collect the insurance.

What do NASA scientists say instead of its not rocket science? Maybe its not like trying to get a girlfriend

Isn’t it ionic that oppositely charged atoms are attracted to each other?

I’ve just been to the hospital where the doctor told me my DNA was backwards. And?

I love WiFi. I’m currently sat on the toilet. Logging out.

Homeopathy. The air guitar of medicine.

My mate was doing some Science homework earlier. I said, “Remember, the “f” in physics stands for fun.” He said, “But, there is no “f” in physics…” I said, “Precisely.”

I’m a scientist stationed in the Arctic and several times a day, I’ve been chatting online with with a female colleague working in the Antarctic. Though we’re poles apart, there is a certain magnetism between us.

At the height of the arms race, the Western World and Russians realised that, if they continued, they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog […]