Category: science

Enough with all these neutrino jokes. I heard them all next week.

I’m just glad to see racism isn’t isolated to our little planet Black holes = bad

How do you tell the difference between an X Chromosome and a Y Chromosome? Pull down their Genes.

Archimedes: “An object fully or partly immersed in a liquid is buoyed upward by a force equal to the weight of the liquid displaced by that object.” Whatever floats your boat, mate.

The name’s Bond, Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

Scientists say they have discovered the menstruation genes. As long as they are not washed with my clothes I don’t mind.

I find quantum really hard to understand, I guess I’m as thick as a Planck.

I before E except after C I think you’ll find Einstein disproved that

Recently I’ve been attempting to start new fashion crazes. Today, for example, I walked around with a helium balloon attached to my forehead. Needless to say, I got a couple of raised eyebrows.

Social science. It’s like normal science, only more talkative.

Scientists have isolated an entirely new chemical compound that emits a high-pitched giggling sound. They thinks it probably contains an element of fun.

I was arrested for pinching protons, neutrons & electrons. I’m still not quite sure what the charge is.

I’ve just read that 2 single atoms have hit together in the 17 mile long Hadron collider tunnel. Women must have been driving them

`Have you seen the backside on that ?’ I shouted, while watching the mobius strip.

A proton and an electron walk into a bar. The feeling was neutral.