Category: science

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Why did the Physics question cross the road? As a result of an unbalanced force.

You locked it in a box with no air holes, food or water in 1935. I think I can say with a degree of confidence and without needing to check, that Schrodinger’s cat is almost certainly DEAD

Carbon and Boron walk into a bar, Carbon turns to Boron and says “if you were a bit more positive you’d be just like me”.

Scientists in Fairbanks Alaska have announced that they have discovered a superconductor that will operate at room temperature.

Me and my mate both love the same type of atomic bonding. How ionic.

How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe.

Science, Or, the way things worked before we invented God

I walked into a room of electrons it was so negative!

A disturbing new study founds that studies are disturbing.

Oxygen, Magnesium, Fermium, Lithium, Iron, Tin, Sulphur, Thorium, Uranium, Phosphorus and Cerium walk into a backstreet casino bar. The bartender screams, and says OMg FmLiFe TiS ThU POLiCe

Why is angle B 60 degrees? Bcos.

BBC headline: “Scientists create ‘dry water’”. All you need to add is water.

I really need to come up with a way of remembering which trig function to use when resolving forces on my mechanics paper, cos at the moment i have to draw the thing out!

An acid asked an alkali for help with a maths problem Turns out it was a pretty basic solution