Category: school

My son’s science project, about sound travelling under water, was a great success after a little help from me. Shame about his ipod though.

Studied: BTEC National Diploma in IT Job: Checkouts at morrisons

What’s the difference between A level geography and GCSE geography? For A level you need 6 colouring pencils instead of 4.

When i was teaching at the school the other day a student came in 15 minutes late. I said “Where have you been?” “I’ve been up Cherry Hill sir,” the boy said. So then I asked him to sit down and get on with his work. 5 minutes later another boy walks in. “Where have […]

The kids go back to school tomorrow. Dunno who’s more excited, the parents or the pedo’s?

I made History today. Sadly got up to late for Geography though.

Just like a lot of kids my age across the country i got my results back today and they are awful, I’ve got chlamydia

“So today I had this english test, and one question confused me. I had to find the past tense of “Think”. So I thought and I thought and I thought, and at the end I wrote: Thinked”

BBC news: “shortage of male primary school teachers” Maybe the crackdown on paedos is working a little too well.

The school register: The kid from Eastern Europe – Check The kid with Tourette’s – Tick The birthday boy – “Present” The deaf kid – “Ear” The kid on drugs – “Hi”

Teacher: If I have 10 cakes, and somebody asks for 2, how many do I have? John: 10 Teacher: Ok, If I have 10 cakes, and somebody forcibly takes away 2, what do you have? John: 10 cakes and a dead body.

At school I was known to be a bit of a maths genius, in 2003 I managed to get an A*! It’s amazing what can happen in 6 years.

I was sick of working in a fast food restaurant, with my life going nowhere. So I went to university to do a philosophy degree. Now I can ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

Today my teacher asked me “What would you bring if you were stuck on a desert island?” I said “A plane would seem like a good idea.”

Just found out my son’s having some bullying problems. Apparently the school won’t let him do it.