I got my A level results …
I got my A level results today. I got 3 A’s. A d, A e, and A U.
Continue ReadingI got my A level results today. I got 3 A’s. A d, A e, and A U.
Continue ReadingMy school was so rough… The school magazine had an obituary column.
Continue ReadingSky News reports “25 school pupils dead in blast” Proof that truancy sometimes has advantages.
Continue ReadingWhen I found out that my son was being picked on and tormented, I took matters into my own hands and went down to the school to confront the bullies myself. I thought I was helping but he was furious when he found out what I had done. He said I completely destroyed his credibility […]
Continue ReadingI’ve been suspended from school for another three days. When my science teacher asked me what my favourite element was, karate chopping her and saying “Element of Surprise” was wrong.
Continue ReadingIn exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.
Continue ReadingI tried teaching one of my students what “sharing” means.I showed him videos of kids and adults sharing, nothing.I described real life examples and still nothing.After an endless amount of teaching, the act of sharing still confused him. I gave up. “Shalom” he said as he left the room.
Continue ReadingI was stopped by a policeman yesterday after he caught me truanting from school in the cinema yesterday. He said “Shouldn’t you be in school?” “No, I’m home-schooled, officer, by my mum” I replied “Shouldn’t you be at home learning from your mum then?” He asked. “Teacher Training Day” I said.
Continue ReadingMy English teacher taught me to write about what I know. He regretted that when I handed in my story about an old depressed English teacher, whose wife is leaving him.
Continue ReadingAt school I was always getting in trouble for fighting, throwing things and disrupting lessons. But I never once regret my years as a teacher.
Continue ReadingMy English teacher told me that I don’t understand the concept of explaining things properly in my written work, it made me feel this small.
Continue ReadingI was reading the paper this morning and shouting about how much I hate immigrants. Then the exam invigilator said, “Oi, be quiet or I’ll disqualify you.”
Continue ReadingGot my results today, and like the thousand of other spotty tennagers i am over joyed. The condom worked and the girlfriend isn’t pregnant.
Continue ReadingMy son Robert came home with a really impressive end of term school report this week. Dean Fisher’s parents must be very proud of him.
Continue ReadingI saw a guy sneakily copying my answers in the exam I took yesterday. Joke’s on him though, I didn’t study either.
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