Just saw the latest dysle …
Just saw the latest dyslexia figures for the UK. They made for difficult reading.
Continue ReadingJust saw the latest dyslexia figures for the UK. They made for difficult reading.
Continue ReadingLast week on Monday and Tuesday I had the best education I had ever had, I was beginning to wonder why they were teaching us so well. Then Ofsted left.
Continue ReadingTinie Tempah….. probably has more Brit Awards now than he does GCSE’s.
Continue ReadingThere is a hide-and-seek game organization, the president of which hasn’t been found yet…
Continue ReadingHow are bras different to the school grading system? There’s nothing to brag about if you’ve got an A.
Continue Readingwhat do you call a scout with a lot of BBQ’s? Bear grills
Continue ReadingI kicked my daughter out of the house for missing a period. A bit harsh perhaps, but in my house we pride ourselves on correct sentence construction.
Continue ReadingTeenage girls. Don’t worry if you didn’t do great in your GCSEs. As long as you got a ‘C’ in Childcare you’re sorted
Continue ReadingI was worried after being called into my hot science teacher’s office, I had been drawing hearts on my work before handing it in to her. I was upset at what she had to say. I thought I was doing everything right, but she said I had to change. I was wrongly labelling the atria […]
Continue ReadingThe Government should sack all the striking teachers and replace them with long-term unemployed Greeks. They’d be glad of 36 weeks work a year.
Continue ReadingI am totally behind the teachers and fully support their strike action. In fact I think they should strike for much longer to really send a message to the government. So I propose they cancel the planned one day strike set for Thursday and strike for about 6 weeks, say from the middle of July […]
Continue ReadingBrilliant, I start at a nursery on Monday and I can get away with playing with as many kiddies as I want without any complaints, strange looks or comments. I’ll never be detected. Then again, I’m only four years old.
Continue ReadingProtractor; now that’s a learning curve!
Continue ReadingJust walked in on my illiterate brother sobbing about how difficult his English exam is going to be. I gave him a big hug and said, “There, their they’re.” He’ll never know the difference.
Continue ReadingI was called in to school to see the teacher today. “We’re a bit concerned about Lucy, Mr Carter as she seems disturbed about something. She spends a lot of time in the girls toilets and refuses to get changed for PE.” “That is worrying.” I agreed, scratching my chin. “When she leaves for school […]
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