Category: school

A teacher asks the boys and girls whose parents are making a lot of money John: My mother is a hooker, she makes a lot of money Peter: My father is a police officer, he makes also a lot of money Little James is looking a bit dazed hearing this, and the teacher asks him: […]

If you can read this, then you dont need to worry about the English grades you got.

My girlfriend didn’t do very well in her GCSEs. And her mother didn’t appreciate me saying that she could go a long way with her 34 D’s.

You’re so fat, that on the first day of school you sat next to everybody.

My mate was stressing about his psychology exam. I told him it’s all in the head.

“Tom cannot attend school today because he has a bad cold.” “Who’s speaking? “My Dad.”

It’s unbelievable how easy the first question was in my exam today. Q1. Name three letters of the alphabet. I was like wtf.

We live in a society where the students are higher than their grades.

I dont know why everyone is complaining about going back to school. Personally, I cant wait. And im 40 years old.

Teacher says:’ so Rob the saying ‘It only takes one tree to make a thousand match sticks, and it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees’ what can we take from this?’ Rob: ‘ the other 999 matches

A teacher in Hull was asking the pupils about what is missing in their hometown of Hull, one cheeky pupil suggested a brothel! The more sensible answers would be, a sports centre, electricity and running water

My maths teacher called me to solve a problem he wrote on the blackboard. So I got up and erased the blackboard.

I failed my physics A-level today. I was asked to provide an example of an infinite reality loop. Apparently “an Indian man calling his bank helpline” wasn’t the right answer.

BBC News: “Teachers all across Britain are holding a strike tomorrow regarding recent payment cuts.” Somebody should tell them that it’s their own time they’re wasting, not ours.

okay so I have to stand up in front of all the staff at inset day 2morrow and talk about what inspires me as a teacher…….. should I mention the 12 weeks holiday a year I get???