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Playgrounds 1991 – My dad’s tougher than your dad 2011 – My mum’s tattoos are better than your mums
Continue ReadingPlaygrounds 1991 – My dad’s tougher than your dad 2011 – My mum’s tattoos are better than your mums
Continue ReadingI’m currently studying the ‘Effects of Friction’… It’s gripping stuff.
Continue ReadingWhen I was at school I got an A in English. Which is probably one of the reasons I failed my English exam.
Continue ReadingThere’s a female teacher at school who’s always telling jokes, but I never see the punchline coming. That’s Miss Direction for you.
Continue ReadingAs soon as I finished my GCSEs, I dropped English, Maths, all of the Sciences, Art, Geography and French…. … and the rest is history.
Continue ReadingMy fourteen year old sons school behavior has improved dramatically since I said “Next time you get in trouble I’ll meet you at the school gate… and I’ll be wearing a dress.”
Continue ReadingMy first lecture was on at university today. The dean entered the lecture hall to introduce himself to our year and said, “Each of you, take a look at the person to your left, and take a look at the person to your right. According to statistics, one of them will fail to graduate this […]
Continue ReadingAfter some of my students pulled a prank on me, I decided to teach them a lesson. Since it’s my job and everything.
Continue ReadingThere are three things certain in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Every P.E. teacher has a little bit of paedophile in them.
Continue ReadingI remember in primary school we had a cupboard where we would kiss the girls at break time. A lot has changed since my day. Its an abortion clinic now.
Continue ReadingMy mates and I got our results back today, none of us failed! We all have aids.
Continue Readingps3’s comes back on online 2 days before all the GCSEs…………good to know sony are trying to keep their target audience, fat, rejected, failures
Continue ReadingAfter a seven year old in my primary school had his leg badly broken in a nasty tackle playing football, the school banned us from playing. Well, us teachers anyway.
Continue ReadingMy son was expelled from school recently. They had a Victorian themed day and he turned up with his black friend on a chain. That’s my boy!
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between a nightclub bouncer and Derby University? A nightclub bouncer won’t let you in if you’ve got a few Es!
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