Category: sayings

Everyone else’s answer seemed to be ‘The most’. I was shocked to say the least.

Time is a great healer. Well the injuries I received after quoting this on the cancer ward are starting to get better.

My mate said “all cleaners are thick slags.” ‘Bit of a sweeping statement’ I thought.

Big girls don’t cry. Their tear ducts are blocked by fat.

You know what they say… laughter is the best medicine. I’ve struggled for 2 years now not to crack a joke since the wife got Cancer.

My mate told me that I don’t know how to use common sayings properly I laughed because that was the funniest thing since sliced bread

Just read this joke from FCF Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year Why is this not a DUPLICATE I Heard this one a Billion years ago!

A fly meets another fly on the collar of an American golfer and says. “What brings you to this neck of the Woods?”

I am feeling politely confrontational today. Would anyone care for a piece of me?

EA Sports, its in the game session no longer available

How many roads must a man walk down… before he’ll admit that he’s lost?

I find ‘the difference between chalk and cheese’ is significantly greater when playing snooker.

Now that so many sites went black today. Do you think they’ll ever go back?

I was at school today and I was so tired I could hardly keep my eyes open, never mind concentrate on any of my work. Luckily though I got a second wind after lunch. Unfortunately it never turned out to be a ‘second wind’ and I’m now sitting in an old pair of joggers from […]

I’ve learnt so much from my mistakes, I’m actually thinking about making a few more.