Category: sayings

Circular logic works because Circular logic works.

A watched pot never boils. Unless you’re Cyclops from X-Men.

Safety lies in the knowledge that you are the craziest person in the room.

My daughter asked me if it would be OK for her to have a rhinoplasty procedure done. ”No skin off my nose,” I replied.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure..

was watching monsters inc the other day, then it occured to me. thats where maddie is.

My old Grandma always used to say, “There’s no fool like an old fool.” I have to disagree, I’ve always prefered one that’s still within it’s use by date.

Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticise them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

I’m sick and tired of people using me as an example, like I’m just some common individual. Regards, John Smith.

My wife asked me earlier “If you were in my shoes, what would you do?” “Take them off and put mine on” I replied.

What shape does a pear go when it all goes wrong?

My girlfriend told me she’s joined a theatre group just for blondes. Fair play to her.

War is never the answer. Unless the question is “What’s never the answer?”

Oranges and lemons say the bells of St Clements. Proof, if ever it were needed, that God works in mysterious ways.

I used to juggle two jobs. I’m still a street performer, but for some reason I was sacked from the grenade factory.