Category: sayings

No security cameras or store detectives, ideal for a spot of shoplifting… … That’s why single mums go to Iceland.

My mate owes me money, and said smugly, “You can’t get blood from a stone”. So I beat him over the head with one.

Carrot flavoured body lotion: that’ll put hares on your chest.

When writing a college paper, I have a length suggestion. Think of it as a girl’s skirt; make it long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting.

I’ve just solved the age old problem of what to buy someone who has everything. Nothing.

The old saying of to cut and run it is said to have come from an old sailors adage. In an emergency rather than haul up an anchor the sailors would cut the anchor rope then run with the wind. Its good to see the black youth of Brixton bringing it back: In their own […]

I looted a 55 inch telly in the London riots last summer. Some would say that makes me a common thief, but I like to see the bigger picture.

Big shout out to the partially deaf.

Early to bed, early to rise, till you have enough money to do otherwise.

Give a black man a fish and you feed him for day. Give a black man your fishing rod and you’ll never see it again.

If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.

The wife and I just watched Hamlet at the local theatre and the stage was lined with pages from the dictionary. I thought, “That was a lovely play on words.”

Tubby or not tubby. Fat is the question

Good things come to those who wait. Well… except for the people on death row.

There isn’t two p’s in ‘a pod’..