Category: sayings

A wise man once said ”If you ever want people to listen to what you have to say, tell them it’s something a wise man once said”

She offered me her ring. I knew it was just a Tolkien gesture.

I used to love playing Hide and go Seek with my watch, but I just can’t seem to find the time anymore.

I’m giving up spelling for lunt.

I’ve just wrecked myself. I wish I’d checked myself beforehand.

You’ve got to spend money to make money. One of the biggest dilemmas for a Jew.

My dad always told me not to stab people in the back. I agree completely. It’s much easier to reach their vital organs from the front.

Don’t teach your Grandma to suck eggs, you don’t get the same pleasure.

I know we won it, but calling world war 1 the Great war is over the top!

There’s very little you can’t achieve with brute force and ignorance. And maybe a little bit of spit.

Good things come to those who wait, except for those who wait for the bus.

If people say to you, “Liar, liar pants on fire!” and your pants aren’t actually on fire, I think they’re being a bit hypocritical.

Quiz show host:”For ten thousand pounds,name one of Cuba’s biggest export products.” Contestant:”Cigarettes.” Host:”Close but no..Cigar is the answer I was looking for.”

When one door closes, another one opens. except in prison.

Does anyone know what hot cakes sell like?