Category: sayings

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. And then he’ll get sacked from the Sealife Centre.

I’m Worried that my addiction to Helter Skelters is spiraling out of control.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t go to the right shops.

My Dad claimed there were only two certainties in life : Death and Taxes. Strange he should have been killed by a mini-cab.

All I ask is for someone to give me enough money to prove it cannot buy me happiness.

The strip of cloth used to make a Turban is 16m long. Why is probably why the phrase ”I’ll eat my hat” never really caught on with Sikhs.

My wife is down in the dumps tonight. I would have taken the rubbish down there myself but the darts is on.

When my wife dies, I’m considering having, “Here lies a fat munter” on her grave. Although nothing’s actually set in stone.

The USA have been responsible for the creation of the atomic bomb, demolition derbies and expensive satellites used to search for aliens. It just goes to show, the Americans have a long history of making nothing out of something.

“Man up” – a simple phrase to make your friends do stupid things.

If I had a pound for every time i heard the number on Children in need I would probably make a donation

Another man’s Joke Is Another man’s Status

To be honest with you, is against government policy.

Curiosity didnt kill the cat, it just got it pregnant.

Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.