I’ve started my own busin …
I’ve started my own business making hula hoops out of steel rods instead of plastic tubes. It’s really hard to make ends meet.
Continue ReadingI’ve started my own business making hula hoops out of steel rods instead of plastic tubes. It’s really hard to make ends meet.
Continue ReadingI have a spring in my step. It’s like a launch pad for Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Continue ReadingJust seen a fight between an Auctioneer and a Hairdresser.. They were going at each hammer and tongs.
Continue ReadingLast night for our anniversary my wife was dressed to kill. She wore a ninja outfit with a real samurai sword.
Continue Reading“Beauty is only skin deep!”…. One of the many reasons not to get with a wog.
Continue ReadingGood judgement comes from bad experiences and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Continue ReadingI didn’t know whether to stop two little ducks falling to their deaths or not. It was a catch-22 situation
Continue ReadingPopularity is what people strive for when they lack the strength to be themselves.
Continue ReadingI worked very hard to get to where I am in life. An unemployed university graduate.
Continue Reading“Everyone makes mistakes.” That’s why my son is an only child
Continue ReadingSentences. It’s the ones that can’t write them, who serve them.
Continue ReadingI had an argument with the wife last night that went on for over an hour, so I shot her in the head with my bow and arrow. It was a bit extreme but at least I got my point across.
Continue ReadingI went to a seminar about building temporary roads. Made my own way home
Continue ReadingIf you want to help with the restoration of the church…. Give us a bell.
Continue ReadingI’ve just moved in with my significant other, who is black. It’s true what they say; once you go black, you can’t get credit.
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