Category: sayings

I’ve started my own business making hula hoops out of steel rods instead of plastic tubes. It’s really hard to make ends meet.

I have a spring in my step. It’s like a launch pad for Jehovah’s Witnesses.

Just seen a fight between an Auctioneer and a Hairdresser.. They were going at each hammer and tongs.

Last night for our anniversary my wife was dressed to kill. She wore a ninja outfit with a real samurai sword.

“Beauty is only skin deep!”…. One of the many reasons not to get with a wog.

Good judgement comes from bad experiences and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

I didn’t know whether to stop two little ducks falling to their deaths or not. It was a catch-22 situation

Popularity is what people strive for when they lack the strength to be themselves.

I worked very hard to get to where I am in life. An unemployed university graduate.

“Everyone makes mistakes.” That’s why my son is an only child

Sentences. It’s the ones that can’t write them, who serve them.

I had an argument with the wife last night that went on for over an hour, so I shot her in the head with my bow and arrow. It was a bit extreme but at least I got my point across.

I went to a seminar about building temporary roads. Made my own way home

If you want to help with the restoration of the church…. Give us a bell.

I’ve just moved in with my significant other, who is black. It’s true what they say; once you go black, you can’t get credit.