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Why do fat, ugly, hairy women take advantage of innocent, drunk men?
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Continue ReadingI was extremely shocked when I heard about Sickipedia’s shameful mention in the Guinness Book of World Records. I didn’t even know there was a record for “Highest Database Latency”.
Continue ReadingBBC News: “Missing tourist found alive in US.” On holiday, strangely enough.
Continue ReadingAfter sitting through countless TV adverts, drifting my eyes to cornered internet ads and seeing many articles in the newspaper of efforts to conserve energy to help the world. Books, now run on electricity. Nice.
Continue ReadingYou know how you doodle art in your books at school…. I wonder if art students doodle maths equations on their drawings?
Continue ReadingI was sitting relaxing watching TV when my mate asked, “If you could do it all over again. Would you do anything different?” “Yes.” “Really? Which part? What would you change?” He asked excitedly “My answer to No.”
Continue ReadingThe church of England showed today they really care, asking people to pray for the situation in East Africa,maybe if they sent the four million pounds they have in shares in news international,just might work better.
Continue ReadingRomanians having to flee their homes due to religous and bigoted intolerance. I didn’t think Belfast was like that.
Continue ReadingWomen want equal pay? Great! Start by paying for dinner.
Continue ReadingWhen is snow not snow? When it falls in London. It then becomes a national emergency.
Continue ReadingMy mate asked me the other day, “What’s the most anticlimactic way to end a joke” I wondered about it for a while before telling him I don’t know.
Continue ReadingI really have invented the worlds smallest violin, But everyone thinks I’m just being sarcastic!
Continue ReadingI’ve just seen a man wearing a top saying, ‘Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer’. So I said ‘Nice T-shirt mate.’
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