Category: sarcasm

Why do fat, ugly, hairy women take advantage of innocent, drunk men?

I was extremely shocked when I heard about Sickipedia’s shameful mention in the Guinness Book of World Records. I didn’t even know there was a record for “Highest Database Latency”.

BBC News: “Missing tourist found alive in US.” On holiday, strangely enough.

After sitting through countless TV adverts, drifting my eyes to cornered internet ads and seeing many articles in the newspaper of efforts to conserve energy to help the world. Books, now run on electricity. Nice.

You know how you doodle art in your books at school…. I wonder if art students doodle maths equations on their drawings?

I was sitting relaxing watching TV when my mate asked, “If you could do it all over again. Would you do anything different?” “Yes.” “Really? Which part? What would you change?” He asked excitedly “My answer to No.”

The church of England showed today they really care, asking people to pray for the situation in East Africa,maybe if they sent the four million pounds they have in shares in news international,just might work better.

Romanians having to flee their homes due to religous and bigoted intolerance. I didn’t think Belfast was like that.

Women want equal pay? Great! Start by paying for dinner.

When is snow not snow? When it falls in London. It then becomes a national emergency.

My mate asked me the other day, “What’s the most anticlimactic way to end a joke” I wondered about it for a while before telling him I don’t know.

I really have invented the worlds smallest violin, But everyone thinks I’m just being sarcastic!

I’ve just seen a man wearing a top saying, ‘Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer’. So I said ‘Nice T-shirt mate.’