Category: sarcasm

I’ll tell you who gets a bad press. Anyone who reads The Sun or Daily Star.

Carslberg don’t do good beer.

Just read a BBC headline, “Intelligence service links 350 guns with crime!” Really? Next they’ll be telling us “Intelligence service links the Pope with religion!”

I’ve never really got why people congratulate me on my birthday. It’s basically saying “Well done! You’ve managed to make it another year without dying!” Thanks.

If Rebecca Black had released her song today, on a Friday, we would have just laughed it off and say it was an April fool.

I came from a very poor family of five children.We all used to sleep in the same bed. In fact,I never slept alone until I got married.

The Sims: For when life just isn’t boring enough.

Statement from Barack obama The soldier acted alone and in no way shape or form can 1 man represent A countries views or ways of life! Except bin laden, He represents the whole of the middle east.

To protest against changes to higher education, Students in England are staging a national day of action. They’re actually going to get out of bed and go to lectures.

“Ill only invest in someones future when they have one” Thanks mum

Submitting a joke here is like making a baby. You fire about 300,000,000 of your little fellas, but only one gets through every few years.

I was in the shoe shop wanting to buy a pair of trainers. When I found a pair that I liked, I asked the guy if they had any in size 9. He said, “Sorry mate, we only have size 8, will that do?” I said, “Yeah that’s perfect, I was planning to go home […]

British councils: Please dress your children warmly for the wintry conditions. Thanks for that tip! I was about to send them to school in shorts and flip flops!

I just phoned for a pizza and asked the woman, “How long will it be?” She said, “It”ll be round.”

I downloaded i-player and i-tunes onto my i-mac to put on my i-pod and i-pad. Im so excited i cant wait to get on the i-phone and tell all my friends! Balance, O2 customer services and the samaritans will be well impressed.