Category: sarcasm

So that climb of Joe McElderry ended pretty soon didn’t it?

If I had a pound for every time I blink in a day, Id probably have enough for a tank of petrol.

Discovery channel ad breaks are quite long.There’s enough time to make coffee. That includes the growing of the beans.

Just yesterday I was asking my girlfriend how she thinks OJ’s life would have panned out if he were white… But “apparently” being BLACK doesn’t MAKE you a MURDERER.

BBC News: Queensland survives Cyclone Yasi with no known deaths. That is the usual definition of survive. I’d be surprised if someone ‘survived’ a cyclone and knowingly died.

I heard a rumour that DFS have a Christmas sale on?

I’m not saying the BBC repeats Only Fools and horses often, but the del boy shaped burn in my plasma T.V says otherwise.

eFax – “Send or Receive Fax’s via email” So that’ll be an email then.

Nothing more annoying than Facebook friends putting up pictures of their presents for all to see. Sent by brand new iPhone 4S.

I love this web site. It’s done more harm to Anglo/USA relations than Gordon Brown could ever dream of. Wouldn’t it be funny if the UK was at war with the US ? After we won I guess the yanks would say they won and they helped us out in the process.

“Murder accused says he is ‘Crossbow Cannibal’ ” Carlsberg don’t do defence strategies, but if they did, they’d be about as good as their beer.

I’ve just logged on to find ‘no unread messages’ mayne I logged onto Trickipedia.

A policeman pulled me over for speeding today. He said, “Do you know how fast you were going, Sir?” I said, “Roughly about the same as you.”

Sky news: ‘Woman who went on run after being convicted of stalking Rio Ferdinand has been located’. 10 yards behind Rio Ferdinand.

I am starting University in a few weeks time and I was told to get some posters to spice up my room. I saw an Adele poster that looked great, the only problem is that I don’t think it will fit on my wall.