Category: puns

Who’s Differ? And why does everyone seem to beg to him?

Think my keyboard needs therapy. Some of the keys have been depressed lately.

The perks of working in a keyboard factory. Extra shifts.

For a guy who isn’t affected by gravity, I’m pretty down to earth

I’ve got Miss America in the bag! I’m taking her home with me.

As I got to the top of the mountain I thought “well, it’s all down hill from here.”

What’s the difference between a country and a continent? I’m not incountry.

I started my job as a sleeping bag tester. I’m really starting to get into it.

“Roberto, what if a Chelsea player misses a penalty?” “It Juan Mata, we will win anyway.”

I bought a new blackberry! I put it down for 30 seconds and some teat sits on it. On the plus side it stained his designer jeans

I cut my mate into numerous small, oddly shaped, interlocking and tessellating pieces. He was puzzled.

I told my friend that an Octopus has Tentacles. He said “I thought they only had eight”

Did you know Hugh Laurie’s mother had red hair? A ginger-bred House.

My girlfriend kept on at me to send her a saucy picture So I sent her one of some ketchup

I’ve just been fired from my window cleaning job. I lost my rag.