Category: puns

I killed two Yorkshire terriers today. Fighting the war on terrierism.

Sony have created a 12 inch CD. That must be a record.

I need to get myself a watch, but I haven’t got the time

My license got suspended. That’s the last time I leave it in a bowl of heterogeneous fluid.

I woke up this morning and a had a special type of socket wrench in my hand and I was surrounded by nuts and bolts. I had been torquing in my sleep.

BBC news: ‘Turkey to appoint military chiefs’ I think it might be planning a coup

I was in Florida last week, researching the best way to track thunderstorms. Then it struck me.

I just installed CCTV in my house. My wife but doesn’t like it but I can see where she’s coming from.

I got home today to find a parcel waiting on my doorstep. I opened it and was delighted to discover it was a box of Stabilo Boss coloured pens. It was the higlight of my day

I just bought a new reversible jacket, I can’t wait to see how it turns out.

I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

So Sarah Harding is off into rehab. Someone told me there’s no girls aloud in rehab?

Music related puns only lead to treble.

I covered myself from head to toe in mirrors today. I don’t really know why, maybe I’m just at that age where you do a lot of reflecting…

What do you get after Batman’s funeral? A grave Robin.