Category: puns

I used to be an avid reader of the sun… I enjoy light comedy.

my mate was laughing as i have paronomasiaphobia, but he has logophobia so he cant talk

I realise now the secret to comedy is timing… I should have waited for that black guy to leave the room before I started the joke

My next door neighbour is a lovely lady, she’s always happy to fix my favourite pair of jeans. Or sew its seams.

I crashed my lorry load of Parker Pens today. It was a write off.

“Storm spares Philippines capital” I thought the X-Men were fictional.

Imagine not being able to have kids. Personally, I can’t conceive being infertile.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

Apparently the best christmas present this year is a broken drum kit. You can’t beat it.

To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian.

Can you picture a world without impossible visualised situations?

I bought “Supermarkets- The videogame”. I was disappointed by the lack of Co-op

I bought a snow shovel today ‘ time i got it home it had melted

A mobile phone video of a man being repeatedly tasered by officers is being investigated by the police watchdog. The man who took the video said he was completely shocked and stunned by what he saw.

I was pressing my clothes the other day when I burned the middle of my leg Oh the iron knee!