Category: puns

China’s heaviest man, conveniently named Chin Tu Phat.

Liverpool Primark will have to employ extra security and store detectives this week. It’ll be wall to wall chavant garde at the crem.

My wife gave me a lecture about my obsession with mythical creature puns. It didn’t half Dragon.

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore

For years I’ve had a charcuterie addiction, hams, chorizos, everything. It became so bad I lost my house and family. But I’ve been in a clinic for 6 months and now I’m cured.

my dad moved in mysterious ways.. mind you that was because he had one leg shorter than the other

Ever since my experiments with radiation turned me into a voucher, I have been looking for a way to redeem myself

Today I unleashed the dogs

“Question all authority” Why should I?

the main reason I went out with a bee keeper is because they say beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

Nuts are so pricey these days. They cost an almond a leg.

I watched a fisherman in a boxing match, he only threw hooks.

I just saw Toy Story in 3D… The guy in 4D asked me to take off my hat.

I recently heard the news about the boy who was locked in the cupboard for his life. Nice to know that he finally came out the closet.