Category: puns

The words “I love you”. Putting the con into consent.

I wonder what the word for ‘dot’ looks like in braille

When I was in the army, we were taught to shoot first and ask questions later. Mind you we never got many answers.

I had to go to hospital after tripping over a box of Kleenex once. It was ok though, it turned out to be just a soft tissue injury

Some jokes are so pointless.

My friend e-mailed me today asking for a good website about the place to buy the best sausages. I sent him a couple of links.

Have you ever stepped on an oscillator? It hertz.

Saw this new headline yesterday ‘PC battered to death’ … Some people really hate the database latency too high page.

I love dunking biscuits in my tea. I don’t even care if anyone at the dinner table thinks custard creams and curry don’t go well together.

I stole money from a Dutch holy woman. She was Nun Der Weiser.

What’s the most common type of owl in Britain? The Teet Owl

Prague [x] River Vltava [x] St Vitus Cathedral [x] Loket [x] That is my Czech list.

The Sun headline: Air strike planned Well I hope it doesn’t last long, I can’t hold my breath for more than 20 seconds.

A man walks into a scientists’ bar and aks how much it is for a pint of adenosine triphosphate. The barman replies, ‘That’ll be eigh-tee-p!’

We were driving along when my wife says, “Look antelope falling from the sky.” “Don’t be stupid it’s rain dear.”