Category: poem

I’m a man from Norfolk called Grant my gran is also my aunt my sister’s my mother my uncles my brother you try to explain it, I can’t

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, You’re probably the gunman.

Flowers are hated By most blokes Now stop with these poems They aren’t real jokes.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? What is a haiku? This is a haiku.

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, Gonzales had a little pig, and a pandemic did follow.

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE…

Mary had a little lamb. Seriously, thats the last time I go to a Sellafield nativity.

The difference between poetry and prose: A woman at the seaside Walking on the front Went into the water It came up to her knees. That’s prose, if she had gone in another foot it would have been poetry.

Christmas is a holiday which i really hate. Theres nothing about it to which i can relate. So every December 25th i kick off my shoes, go down to the deli and hang out with the jews..

Writing a break up Poem to some one. Need a line that rhymes with….”you forget to mention your trans-gender operation”.

There once was a man called Hawking, Who got very bored of walking, He got on a scooter, Attached a computer, And now it does all of the talking.

Our love will never become cold and hollow. Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

I had an accident, just the other day, I had an accident, i wanted them to pay, I had an accident, and this is what I said: I said……. …..ooh eeh ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla Bing bang, ooh reg pooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bang bang! At this point the […]

HAIKU: Writing a poem in seventeen syllables is very diffi

Roses are red, Violets are red, No wait… THE GARDEN’S ON FIRE!