Category: philosophy

Amazingly, the balder i become the more head i get!

I was discussing my life with a young lady and said, “Let me put it this way. I often look up at the stars for perspective and it makes me think, ‘does anything we do really matter?’ Because at the end of the day, we’re all just a speck of dust in the great scheme […]

I think , therefore I am….But don’t quote me on that !

I tested the proverb “The pen is mightier than the sword” earlier. I found this is only true when the sword is very small, and the pen is very sharp.

I applied for a job as a philosopher today. They asked me “Why can you start?”

You don’t have to be rich to be my girl, you don’t have to be cool to rule my world with no particular size I’m more compatible with I just want your extra time and your…….. Kitchen kept clean.

If two psychics read each other’s minds, don’t they read their own minds?

I don’t understand why skinny and fat are opposites. Surely if you’re skinny it means you have lots of skin?

If women are equal to men why must they beg for equality?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.

A copper pulled me over in my car today, for speeding. ‘And what do you do for a living? Racing Driver?’ he said, sarcastically. ‘No..’ I said, ‘I’m a Philosopher’. ‘Oh really. And where are you going?’ ‘Sorry officer, but no man knows his own destiny.’ I replied.

It’s simple: you’re either in favour of false dichotomies, or you’re a paedophile.

My father gave me some advice. He said: “If you keep running away from the things you’re bad at, you’ll never be good at anything.” …Except running

I’m not into gyms, my philosophy, no pain….no pain.

A lesson life has taught me: Go for Gold Settle for Silver