Category: philosophy

Why wash towels…aren’t we clean when we use them?

My family were getting really upset by my choice to live life as a utilitarianist. So I’ve turned my back on it, as long as it makes them happy.

Philosophy Degree Here’s a question to ponder: What’s the sound of no hands clapping? Your parents after you tell them they just spent 28,000 for nothing.

When a woman says “What?” it doesn’t mean that she didnt hear you. It means that she’s giving you a chance to correct yourself.

Having an arguement with a women is like getting arrested, anything you say can and will be used against you!

If you ask me, life is a carwash. and I’m on a bicycle.

Life is like a midget, it’s short and really sad.

Just finished writing my new book. It’s about existentialist philosophy and authentic existence, for five to nine year olds. It’s a picture book called: ‘Why is Wally’.

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll probably wonder why you stopped him in the street to teach him how to fish.

An infinite number of Chavs typing on an infinite amount of stolen computers, will eventually spell one of their names right.

I’m studying philosophy at the moment. I’ll never get through this book on Zeno.

You can’t be late until you show up.

whoever came up with ‘common’ sense was clearly a fan of irony and sarcasm.

I’m wondering if I should see Schroedinger’s new Broadway musical, Cats. The reviewers all say that until you see it, it’s brilliant and horrible at the same time.

If a tree falls in a forest, but no one is there to hear it, will a squirrels insurance premium rise?