Category: philosophy

I’ve discovered the secret of life. Breathing.

As I sit here and ponder the state of the planet – global warming, terrorist threats, ongoing wars between nations, nuclear weapons, oppression, starvation, genocide, famine – I can’t help but wonder …. who’s going to win Celebrity MasterChef tonight?

My mate was yapping on about how “logic can prove anything.” I said, “Nothing is better than eternal happiness, right?” He agreed. I said, “A ham sandwich is better than nothing, right?” Once again, he nodded. I said, “Therefore, logic dictates a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness, right?” That shut him up.

I think, therefore I am… not a Daily Mail reader.

There’s a big philosophical debate about when the foetus becomes viable. If you’re Jewish, you’re not considered viable until you’ve graduated from medical school

Here’s a question for all the philosophers out there. If something is listed on page 2 of a google search, does it really exist?

My philosophy in life is simple… I’m not to blame but I’m happy to point fingers.

Everybody knows that actions speak louder than words… unless you’re Stephen Hawking…

Being a nihilist has brought so much meaning to my life.

Some Great philosophy questions which have alluded all of humanity throughout time. What is the meaning of life? Is there a god, and if so which religon? What happens to me after I die? Where do homeless people charge there phones?

Well we’ll all soon know what REALLY happened in Neverland as soon as Bubbles can get enough friends with enough typewriters for his autobiography

They say nothing is certain, How do they know?

egger said: ‘Where would we be without maps?’ answer: In the same place, we just wouldn’t know where that place is.

I was discussing ‘head transplants’ with a young man today and said, “Surely the term ‘head transplant’ doesn’t even exist? The brain is the seat of the personality and cognitive abilities. The body, however, cannot function without the brain, so technically we should refer to it as a, ‘body transplant’.” “That’s an interesting concept,” he […]

I was told today to treat everyday as if it was my last. I’ve decided to treat everyday as if it was my first instead. It’s OK but it annoys my Mum a bit.