Category: one liner

If alcohol is not the answer, change the question.

Make the firefighters feel like fools when they’re on strike by not setting fire to anything

Poor Holland. Not the first in an orange shirt to lose face though

I tried ringing up the compulsive liar society but it turned out I had the wrong number.

Eat yellow snow,it could be beer.

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

At a funeral, aren’t spades usually used to dig the grave, not carry the coffin?

I hate concussion, it does my head in.

I Wish That Maths Would Grow Up .. And Solve It’s Own Problems .

I’m no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Colonic irrigation really brings the worst out in me.

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

This joke is going down quicker than Jennifer Thompson with 1200 in her pocket

Love is blind……….just like the women I date.

A white woman breaking the window of a black man’s car and dragging him out….Did I wake up in bizarro land? Is up now down?