Category: one liner

If you murder a murderer do you become a murdererer?

Did you know that when you close your eyes in front of a mirror you have no reflection.

If you sit on your cornflakes for 10 minutes, it feels like someone else is eating your breakfast. Probably.

You know you’re good in bed when your daughter comes before you do.

Religion is just for people who don’t understand science.

If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?

Liverpool Echo, gives the term a “mourning paper” a whole new meaning.

Me & my dyslexic twin are like two b’s in a pod.

I hope Disney now decide to make High School Musical 4: The Helen Goddard edition

To cut a long story short, use fewer words.

Finally, a Palin family member who knew when to pull out.

the visitor counter on LiamHilton.com says he’s only had one hit

Every day when I wake up I like to look in the mirror and just reflect.

I’m sure I saw the Hunchback of Notre Dame this morning. If it wasn’t him, it was a dead ringer.

As a comedian I’d rather tell one liners rather than tell stories. Interesting how that all started…