Category: one liner

What’s wet, smells funny and gives Sickipedians an erection? Burning aviation fuel.

A light switch…because who wants a heavy one?

What group of people are more likely to commit crimes than any other? criminals

I have the world’s oldest globe. It’s flat.

There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate incomplete data and…

There was a head on collision involving a milk float and a blood mobile. Both drivers got 3 pints on their license.

I’ve just sawn the legs off my bed. I need to lie low for a while.

Did anybody else notice that Johnny Bravo was a paedophile?

Two economists meet on the street. One inquires, “How’s your wife?” The other responds, “Relative to what?”

I actually started my chlamydia clinic from scratch.

I swear I just saw Steven Hawking on X-Factor?

if you cut a tree down in the forest with an echo chainsaw would it make a noise twice?

Did you hear about the politician who promised that, if he was elected, he’d make certain that everybody would get an above average income?

I’m surprised Led Zeppelin took off.

Hundred of years ago, before guns, did they use a bow and arrow to start a race?