Category: one liner

I don’t believe there is such a thing as scepticism.

Ill take one o these Meteor showers over a gas shower anyday.

Did anybody else stumble across this site when they were looking for kiddipedia?

I went to America on holiday and all I got was this XXL Tshirt.

Just took my neighbours lawnmower back round to him and he had a right go at me. I told him that if he didn’t want me to borrow it then he should put a high quality lock on his shed door.

Ever see a dwarf and think, “He’d look great in my garden”

I’ve seen much less of my wife since her amputation.

I think my wife said I’m never certain about anything.

What’s the definition of a Will? … Come on it’s a dead give-away!

A business deal is only a good deal when you can convince the taxman it was no deal.

Apparently C P R is not as easy as A B C.

Boiled salmon.. now thats a different kettle of fish

I just need to clear something up: does this broom work?

What do you call a fat Alien?. The Extra Cholesterol

It’s my fault that I have self blame issues.