Category: one liner

There is a fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness’

how can you spot a blindman in a nudist camp? it aint hard!

Hearing about the events about to unfold in Iran, France has surrendered

‘Lacism is long’ said the Chinese man.

Apathy went up by…..ah forget it.

I’ve just made my binman an offer he couldn’t refuse.

Someone asked me what was the date today.Something quite similar to a prune I told him.

the irish were robbed. french knickers.

What do you get if you add prozac to your cement mix? Happy Hardcore.

Trained seals, they’re on the ball aren’t they?

The Lisbon Treaty – Supporting Conspiracy Theorists since 2007

A lot of people say i am egocentric – but enough about them

Sometimes I look back and think: “I really should watch where I’m walking right now.”

I never really knew my mother, she left before I was born.

It was a close one, but I won the award for ‘worst dental hygiene’ by the skin of my teeth.