Category: one liner

It doesn’t matter how deep you’re plowing, but how long you will remain on the field

Why is it that if Gok Wan lies to a woman to see her naked he’s a “Hero” but if i do it im a “Pervert”

Seems to me like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon.

Having no sense of humour is certainly no laughing matter.

A guy came up to me the other day and said I ought to stop making so many cutlery-based puns. Told him to fork off.

Electric goods manuals are too hard to understand these days. I’m not sure about you but I can’t speak that many languages.

If you cant laugh at yourself Then you must be Amerian

i worked in a pathology lab but was asked to leave after one of my reports said cause of death – Autopsy

Carbon Footprint – a metaphor for the mark you leave on the earth as you live your life, ofcourse i dont have one as i drive everywhere.

It so hot today, my armpits smell like france

Over the years, the wife’s love of fake tan has rubbed off on me.

I hate Americanization.

What do you call a little German who lives in a tin? Heinz.

152 years ago today Darwin’s Theory of Evolution was published – We’ve come a long way since then.

I think every Sickipedian is now having the time of their lives.