Category: one liner

I’ve just been to Thailand and was very disappointed with their range of neck wear.

I can’t stand people who contradict themselves, they’re alright.

I used go out with an anesthetist… she was a local girl.

My motto is: If you can’t beat them, what’s the point in becoming a teacher?

Happy brothers day Norwich

When riding into battle did Geronimo yell “Meeeeeeeeeeee!”

A paki walks into a bar of soap

NEWS: baby killed by lamp post falling on top of pram. At the time the Mother was asking for a light.

I have extreme burns on my face… I have a pretty funky looking goatee as well.

I drink, therefore I am.

That poor boy in the pool on holiday, not quite the way I would expect to get sucked to death in Thailand.

What do you call tights that are to big for you?

Learning a new language is essential. Just ask any mouse that can bark.

Don’t worry Amy, we’re honouring your death with plenty of one-liners.

I’ve invented a kitchen that can wash your clothes, clean up, do the ironing and cook you a meal all from a simple electronic letter from your computer. I call it a fe-mail.