Whilst buying some nuts t …
Whilst buying some nuts today I noticed the pack said “stachios”… I thought… someone’s taken the pis.
Continue ReadingWhilst buying some nuts today I noticed the pack said “stachios”… I thought… someone’s taken the pis.
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