Category: one liner

This is not the greatest joke in the world, this is just a tribute

Can deaf people ever experience an awkward silence?

I don’t do jokes about pieces of wood in the corners of fields that don’t belong to me. That’s not my style.

So theres this one song from Coldplay…….

Whenever I talk to a Chinese person, I always feel like my face is blurry.

I was never christened, thank god for that.

I have an uncontrollable urge to play a flight simulator today…

I’m not arrogant im just genuinely better.

My Mate has got a Book on Palindromes. I don’t know whether to Borrow or Rob.

I wouldn’t say I’m smug, but every year on my birthday I phone my mother to congratulate her.

I wouldn’t say I’m arrogant but Superman has pictures of me on his pyjamas.

If they dont want you to drink n drive , why put car parks in pubs ??

I really pulled out all the stops when I was asked to write an essay on poor grammar

I spent a week and a half staring at a black vinyl disc. I think that’s a record!

Did anybody else know about this live performance of ‘Green Street’?