Category: one liner

Where’s the best place to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow!

Emoticons make me so >:(

Women should be more like Facebook. Once you become friends with her, u should have access to all of her privates.

I flipped when my wife said I was burning the burger on one side.

If you catch swine flu and a man flu at the same time, does it make you a chauvinistic pig?

I accidentally walked into the local mosque this morning and interrupted them in the middle of a yoga session.

The difference between obese and thin people is HUGE..

Anyone else think Schumacher should man up?

The first half of lolita is hilarious.

If my six-year-old neighbour were a raffle, I would enter her.

My mother-in-law came over yesterday. I made sure I used bull’s milk in her cup of tea.

Anyone else think it would be easier to have a page that says Sickipedia has connected to the database, and put the jokes on the latency page instead of the adds for jamrags?

China: There are very few countries where you can whistle and your dinner will come to you.

You know its gone wrong when the tissue is red..

No matter how good you are, there’s always someone better on youtube.